Hair Down There

Ladies and Gent’s what do you prefer? The question goes both ways, however my nicknames are for the girls privates only! This is a matter of cleanliness, comfort, and of course the obvious- appearance.

I think that it all really depends on your partner’s tastes and how you feel down there. But before we get into that lets bring up WHY we have pubic hair. Well let’s just say that pubic hair has a similar function as our eyebrows and lashes. If guessed protection from dust and such excluding shade from the sun than that is correct. We have that little jungle to protect our privates from the invasion of little critters such as crabs, mites, dirt, lint and fuzz, among other things that may interrupt our little party down there. We also have glands there that secret pheromones that attract the opposite sex. The pubic hair essentially will trap your sweat and the heat of your body mixing with your pheromones and can potentially drive someone wild.

Now, which one do you have and what do you prefer for your partner? Are you two on the same page? Pick from the 3 or a combination of the two and I hope you don’t have a little bit of all of them! LOL We have the: Eddie Munster (a full jungle with extremely low maintenance), The Hitler (the signature “mustache”, not exactly the landing strip but maybe a helicopter pad, and last but not least the Georgia Peach (all bare and smooth with the occasional fuzz) Is the sex better with or with out the weeds! Do you like “private floss” instead of the wax coated mint flavored type, how about a lil’ facial scrub while you’re pleasing your partner? Dish dish dish ladies and gent’s!

Who Loves To Masturbate!?

I would like to begin first by saying that there is NOTHING to be ashamed about nor kept in the dark! (Unless the light breaks your concentration)
We all do or at some point have masturbated in our life. It is perfectly natural and healthy.
At a very young age we have all humped something! Whether is was a stuffed animal, the corner of a couch or our pillows, we have all been there before. And I doubt that anyone would say "they didn't like it". It is not nasty! You know yourself better than anyone, so it would make perfect sense.

*And please don't be so proud to say you don't it in reference to thinking "you get enough booty and don't have to resort to a "good ol' fashion hand job". (Oh please)
Besides, MASTURBATING IS THE SAFEST SEX YOU CAN HAVE. You can't catch an STD that way, so I'd rather have sex with myself for peace of mind.

It has been proven that there are a number of health benefit's that result from masturbating. So what are you doing to improve your health! If you haven't masturbated this week, I recommend you put it on the to do list asap.

It helps the muscles all over your body relax "including the brain", it relieves stress (we all know stress kills), also insomnia.

In men it has been proven that between the ages of 20-50 that masturbating can reduce the risk of prostate cancer. So in the words of the King of Pop "Just Beat It". "Certain build up" in the prostate can cause cancer so set those nasty lil buggers free! It'll make you feel good.
I mean the feel good part because frankly we are happier people when we're getting some or don't have that built frustration.
Masturbating can stimulate the immune system that in turn helps fight common infections...have you had a cold lately? =] Perhaps your not taking care of business.

Oh and I cannot forget to mention all the calories you can burn! Weight loss has always been a topic of discussion and how many times has it been your new years resolution.
Did you ever think to say "I promise to masturbate more this year". Try it? Discover yourself with no fear because it is not addictive and its completely safe. (unless of course you choose to use unnecessary objects/ not toys)

I want to talk about calories & masturbating again:
perspiring = 8 cal, if you're standing while doing it= 9cal, clitoral orgasms= 15cal, vaginal orgasms= 21, penile= 21, scrotal= 15, rectal= 25, relieving tension= 12cal, using your hands= 11cal, your fingers= 9, vibrators= 5-12cal
(I could go on and on but you do the math)
HELLO! you can have fun, burn cal's and feel great afterwards! Who needs to go to the gym anymore!
Those calories are when you on the job solo, what if you add a partner or two! Could you imagine.
All I'm saying is that everyone does it at some point and shouldn't be ashamed or embarrassed about this act.

What I want to know is who do you think does more often...men or women?
I think it's easier for men for a few reasons.
One, their sexual instrument alone is less complicated, two they don't have a clitoris and a vagina, and three ours requires a lot more concentration. If you disagree tell us why?

Also is it a turn on to be watched while masturbating or more of a distraction? Do you prefer to do a lone or with "help"?

I liked to be watched but not during that. It's a distraction. (Besides concentrating on the prize, we women think too much. What is he thinking, is he looking at my face, omg is it hilarious, should I suck it in or let it all hang out!) YIKES too much going on and takes away from it all. This is a solo job for me.

Do married couples masturbate more or less?
Ladies do you like your toys or do you prefer finger's?

What are your thoughts?

Penis Size! If you had to choose what would do it for you? Girth or Length

This is a much debated topic amongst my friends and I. It comes up often when we "women" have to do the "test" before giving the good stuff away. I wish we had x-ray vision to save us all from the disappointment! And poor men with their ego's and their penis size. I'm guessing its learned from a very young age because I know I'm not the only one who remembers little boys learning to grab their little "Sammy Sausage" to suggest they're packing.
Not to mention the old and still current rule (or should I say ruler) that referring to the size of a mans hands or his shoes will determine how well endowed he may be. I say bull crap! However I will research for any scientific facts that support that the size of a mans hands or his feet are at all related to his penis size. What if his feet are big and busted! What does that mean?
So,
I'm curious! What will it be? Of course a nice median is desirable- the good ol'
"Good and Plenty", it should hit the spot every time.
But if you had to choose would it be.....
Girth (the yummy chubby) or Length (long and lean).
Id love to hear your thoughts so let's DISH!
I'm down with the Girth People!
People fail to realize that the G-Spot is only a few inches deep inside, all that extra penis can be a waist. Where are you going to put it!? lol